Will It Taze?

Do it. I Dare Ya.

Tesla Freak — Sat, 18 Feb 2012 18:58:48 +0000

Communist Taser “Film”

Tesla Freak — Thu, 01 Sep 2011 14:39:35 +0000

It’s been way too long since this this site saw any updates. It’s time to rectify that issue.

That being said, how about a short Flash film showing how much Communists love to use the taser?

Wear It!

Tesla Freak — Sat, 17 Apr 2010 18:02:44 +0000

The official shirt of this well (un)read blog is now available!

Admit it. You know you want one.

Tea Parties? Try TASER Parties!

Tesla Freak — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 17:07:38 +0000

It seems that more and more people these days are finding excuses to get together, and who said that’s a bad thing? There’s the old-school Tupperware parties still going on. Then there’s the new ones with Scentsy Candles happening. Of course if you don’t feel like buying anything and just want to sit around and bitch about what’s happening in the world around you you can always join a Tea Party (Of course, if you’re going to complain here, you’d better have voted too, otherwise you don’t have much of a right to complain. But that’s another story for another time, and probably another blog too…)

If buying things and complaining about things is just too tame for you, and you’re too embarrassed to host (or even just attend) a Passion Party then you need to amp things up with a Taser Party! Heck, you could even make a bit of a living at it being a taser party consultant. For a mere $600 dollar investment you can get the following:

(1) C2 Taser (any choice of color)
(1) 15 foot cartridge
(1) Practice Target Sheet
(1) 4 pack of 15 foot cartridges
(1) Training DVD
(2) LPM battery
(1) Holster
(1) Retail promo Kits/Promo DVD
(1) Classic Polo with the Taser logo (Large)
(5) X Factor Jogger Pepper sprays
(5) X Factor Hardshell Pepper sprays
(5) X Factor 1/2 oz Holster Pepper Spray
(10) X Factor Black Cat Personal Protection Key Chains (Mixed Colors)
(3) Raptor Mini Stun Guns 975,000 Volts

How’s that for a shocking good time?

Steam Punk Tesla Coil

Tesla Freak — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 21:08:37 +0000

As if things that go spark in the night and arcs of electricity weren’t cool enough already, combine them with the fashionable stylings of Steam Punk all packaged in a little do-it-yourself, 24V, Tesla coil.

Bonus points for not just giving it a Steam Punk look, but using an old Ford Model T coil as the high voltage power source.

The boy who cried taser

Tesla Freak — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 14:15:18 +0000

What’s better than the old Patellar reflex gag used in some movies? Why, a young man doing something similar to himself with a taser, that’s what.

The funniest sound ever heard while being tasered

Tesla Freak — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 17:00:33 +0000

It’s been a while since the last post, so here’s a short one to start the year off right…

Like Tasers for Chocolate

Tesla Freak — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 15:59:08 +0000

Think you’re manly enough to go ten seconds against a taser?

How about if you think you’re manly enough for the safe-word “chocolate”?

Huge Tesla Coil

Tesla Freak — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 16:12:14 +0000

When there’s nothing else to do in Oklahoma except drink and gamble, and you’ve exhausted those possibilities, what do you do?

Simple. You build a big Tesla Coil.

Tazer to the Nuts

Tesla Freak — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 16:35:43 +0000

What man doesn’t find someone else getting kicked in the nuts humorous, at least to some extent, particularly when it’s not himself? So in that spirit, we add a couple thousand volts to that same kick, and get the self-inflicted tazer shot to the nuts.

Better still, he does it twice.