Apr 02 2010
Tea Parties? Try TASER Parties!
It seems that more and more people these days are finding excuses to get together, and who said that’s a bad thing? There’s the old-school Tupperware parties still going on. Then there’s the new ones with Scentsy Candles happening. Of course if you don’t feel like buying anything and just want to sit around and bitch about what’s happening in the world around you you can always join a Tea Party (Of course, if you’re going to complain here, you’d better have voted too, otherwise you don’t have much of a right to complain. But that’s another story for another time, and probably another blog too…)
If buying things and complaining about things is just too tame for you, and you’re too embarrassed to host (or even just attend) a Passion Party then you need to amp things up with a Taser Party! Heck, you could even make a bit of a living at it being a taser party consultant. For a mere $600 dollar investment you can get the following:
(1) C2 Taser (any choice of color)
(1) 15 foot cartridge
(1) Practice Target Sheet
(1) 4 pack of 15 foot cartridges
(1) Training DVD
(2) LPM battery
(1) Holster
(1) Retail promo Kits/Promo DVD
(1) Classic Polo with the Taser logo (Large)
(5) X Factor Jogger Pepper sprays
(5) X Factor Hardshell Pepper sprays
(5) X Factor 1/2 oz Holster Pepper Spray
(10) X Factor Black Cat Personal Protection Key Chains (Mixed Colors)
(3) Raptor Mini Stun Guns 975,000 Volts
How’s that for a shocking good time?
