Sep 01 2011
Communist Taser “Film”
It’s been way too long since this this site saw any updates. It’s time to rectify that issue.
That being said, how about a short Flash film showing how much Communists love to use the taser?
Apr 17 2010
Wear It!
Apr 02 2010
Tea Parties? Try TASER Parties!
It seems that more and more people these days are finding excuses to get together, and who said that’s a bad thing? There’s the old-school Tupperware parties still going on. Then there’s the new ones with Scentsy Candles happening. Of course if you don’t feel like buying anything and just want to sit around and bitch about what’s happening in the world around you you can always join a Tea Party (Of course, if you’re going to complain here, you’d better have voted too, otherwise you don’t have much of a right to complain. But that’s another story for another time, and probably another blog too…)
If buying things and complaining about things is just too tame for you, and you’re too embarrassed to host (or even just attend) a Passion Party then you need to amp things up with a Taser Party! Heck, you could even make a bit of a living at it being a taser party consultant. For a mere $600 dollar investment you can get the following:
(1) C2 Taser (any choice of color)
(1) 15 foot cartridge
(1) Practice Target Sheet
(1) 4 pack of 15 foot cartridges
(1) Training DVD
(2) LPM battery
(1) Holster
(1) Retail promo Kits/Promo DVD
(1) Classic Polo with the Taser logo (Large)
(5) X Factor Jogger Pepper sprays
(5) X Factor Hardshell Pepper sprays
(5) X Factor 1/2 oz Holster Pepper Spray
(10) X Factor Black Cat Personal Protection Key Chains (Mixed Colors)
(3) Raptor Mini Stun Guns 975,000 Volts
How’s that for a shocking good time?
Mar 10 2010
Steam Punk Tesla Coil
As if things that go spark in the night and arcs of electricity weren’t cool enough already, combine them with the fashionable stylings of Steam Punk all packaged in a little do-it-yourself, 24V, Tesla coil.
Bonus points for not just giving it a Steam Punk look, but using an old Ford Model T coil as the high voltage power source.
Jan 16 2010
The boy who cried taser
What’s better than the old Patellar reflex gag used in some movies? Why, a young man doing something similar to himself with a taser, that’s what.
Sep 21 2009
Like Tasers for Chocolate
Think you’re manly enough to go ten seconds against a taser?
How about if you think you’re manly enough for the safe-word “chocolate”?
Jul 15 2009
Huge Tesla Coil
When there’s nothing else to do in Oklahoma except drink and gamble, and you’ve exhausted those possibilities, what do you do?
Simple. You build a big Tesla Coil.
Jul 09 2009
Tazer to the Nuts
What man doesn’t find someone else getting kicked in the nuts humorous, at least to some extent, particularly when it’s not himself? So in that spirit, we add a couple thousand volts to that same kick, and get the self-inflicted tazer shot to the nuts.
Better still, he does it twice.
Jul 06 2009
Guy Gets Tazed
Yet another guy, willingly getting zapped for fun and 15 minutes of fame on youtube.
That’s it big guy. Â Squeal like a little girl for the internet public.
*language not appropriate for small children and other sensitive ears